100+ Minion Quotes Images : Funny Minion Pictures With Captions


Minions are in trend these days specially among kids and youngsters. Minions are cute cylindrical yellow creatures with one or two eyes and their cuteness has made them a trend among youngsters and even among adults. If you go on some gift shop you will find minions are everywhere including keyrings, stationary, mobile cases, dresses, etc. This shows the popularity of minions. We know you are also one of a huge fan of cute despicable minions and therefore we have come up with a huge collection of cute minion quotes and minion messages for facebook and instagram and I am sure you will fall in love with this post having good minion quotes and pictures. We have featured inspirational minion quotes, minion quotes about life, Sarcasm minion status. This post will give a treat to your eyes with Despicable Me Minion pictures with quotes, sayings, captions and status.

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Sometimes the only thing I can say is “Really?”

Sometimes the only thing I can say is "Really""

Might Not be Tonight,Tomorrow or the next Day..But Everything is gonna Be OK!!

 

might not be tonight,tomorrow or the next day, but everything is gonna be Okay

THEY SAY: You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.

TRUTH IS: You knew exactly what you had ; you just thought you’d never lose it.

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Do what is right for you.No one else is walking in your shoes.

Do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes

I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year! Ok, Most of the Time, Once in A while. Never Mind I’LL buy own stuff.

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Why cant’t the house clean itself. It seems to get dirty by itself!

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I’ve decided to put my self up for adoption, anyone want me?

I havedecided to put self up for adoption, anyone want me.

You say I’M dirty Minded.. But, How Did You understand what i meant?

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School for 12 Years, College for 4 years, Then You work until you die.GREAT

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I am sexy and I know it.

I am sexy and I know it. Minion quotes

I know voices in my head aren’t real,but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome

I know voices in my head aren't real,but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome

CAUTION You might get addicted to me!

You might get addicted to me

My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home

My boss told me to have a good day. .. So I went home

My therapist told me: The way to achieve true peace is to finish what i start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&MS and chocolate cake I feel better already.

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Minion Quotes And Captions On Life

Run for your life ! there are stupid people everywhere!

Run for your life ! there are stupid people everywhere!

I Wish there was a way to donate Fat like you can  Donate Blood

I Wish there was a way to donate Fat like you can Donate Blood

No matter how good or bad your life is, Wake up each morning and thankful that you still Have One

Life Minion Quotes

Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended !

Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended !

Yes I do smile a little when Karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it!

Happy Minion Quotes

Nobody Texts faster than a pissed off Female.

Nobody Texts faster than a pissed off Female.

People push you to your limits, But when you finally explode and fight back, you are the mean one !

People push you to your limits, But when you finally explode and fight back, you are the mean one !

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill.

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill.

I am one step away from being rich, all i need now is money

I am one step away from being rich, all i need now is money

Any woman can be a Mother, But it takes a bad-ass Mom to be a Dad too !

Any woman can be a Mother, But it takes a bad-ass Mom to be a Dad too !

I exercised once, but found out I was allergic to it! My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous !

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive, It’s like a present from me to me

self Minion Quotes

I need a vacation, and by vacation I mean I need to move away and find a new job on a beach.With cocktails!

Vacation Minion Status

If i manage to Survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in hot pink & my helmet to sparkle.

Weekend Minion Quotes

A best friend is Someone who loves you when you forgot to love yourself.

Birthday Minion Quotes Images And Emoticons

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Dear Lord, All I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person !

Minion Quotes of life

Yes, I rock out in my car.Yes, I know you can see me. No, I don’t care !

Minion Quotes for friends

Dear Sleep, I’m Sorry i hate you when i was a young kid.Right now i love you very much and i cherish every moment with you.

Sleep Minion Status

My Diet Plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, The thinner I look!

Diet Minion Quotes

I’m not ready for Monday. Can i have another Sunday?

I'm not ready for Monday. Can i have another Sunday?

I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered ad exercise !

I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered ad exercise !

I hate it when you have to BE NICE to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

jealous Minion Quotes

I’M Actually a very Nice Person…    …Untill You Piss me OFF.

I'M Actually a very Nice Person,Untill You Piss me OFF.

I love Everybody. Some I love to be around, Some I love to AVOID, And Others I would love to Punch In the face.

Love Minion Status

I was Going to do something,Then I got distracted for 5 second And Forgot.

Love Minion Status I was Going to do something,Then I got distracted for 5 second And Forgot.

The best thing about me.. I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!

The best thing about me.. I'm a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you're thinking thank the good lord!

My wall, my status, my opinion, my humor, my world, my life, if you don’t like it, do me a favor delete yourself

My wall, my status, my opinion, my humor, my world, my life, if you don't like it, do me a favor delete yourself

I’m thankful my childhood was filed with bruises from playing ouside, insted of apps and how many likes you get on a picture.

I'm thankful my childhood was filed with bruises from playing ouside, insted of apps and how many likes you get on a picture.

Sometimes I wish I was a bird.. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads..

Naughty Minion Quotes

Friends comes and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octupus on your face.

 Despicable Me Minion Quotes And Sayings

Friends comes and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octupus on your face.

Isn’t it freakin frustrating when you’re the only person who can see how evil and manipulative someone is, and everyone else is blind to it?

Isn't it freakin frustrating when you're the only person who can see how evil and manipulative someone is, and everyone else is blind to it?

Two old people sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says My butt fell asleep. The other says,’Yep, I Heared it snore a couple of times.’

Isn't it freakin frustrating when you're the only person who can see how evil and manipulative someone is, and everyone else is blind to it? Two old people sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says My butt fell asleep. The other says,'Yep, I Heared it snore a couple of times.'

Me? Mature?? Ha! I still laugh when the Ketchup Bottle “Farts” !

Me? Mature?? Ha! I still laugh when the Ketchup Bottle "Farts" !

Never Let Your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times!

Minion Quotes For Best Friends

Parenting Hack: When punishing your kids, don’t take their charges and watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly dies.

Minion Quotes for kids

Guy walks out of the restroom.. Girl says:”Sir your garage door is open… Guy asks:”Did you see my Harley”.. Girl Says:”No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires”

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Guy walks out of the restroom.. Girl says:"Sir your garage door is open... Guy asks:"Did you see my Harley".. Girl Says:"No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires"

True friends don’t judge each other. They Judge other People……… Together!

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I remember years ago when all i wanted to be was older…… I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!

 Funny Minion Quotes 1 (3) I remember years ago when all i wanted to be was older. I WAS WRONG

I’m The Type of Person that will burst out laughing in dead silence Over Something that Happened Days Ago..

I'm The Type of Person that will burst out laughing in dead silence Over Something that Happened Days Ago..

Keep calm and love the MINIONS

Keep calm and love the MINIONS

Looking at your Bestfriend and Saying, “I’ll do it if you do it”

Looking at your Bestfriend and Saying, "I'll do it if you do it"

Life without you is like facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and google with no results.

Life without you is like facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and google with no results.

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.

The nicest people always get treated like shit.

The nicest people always get treated like shit.

Legend says: When you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, That would be great.

Minion quotes and status for dreaming

Why do some couples make their status “Single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when i get in fight with my parents.

Minion quotes and status for couples

I wanna go a shopping trip where I’m the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.

I wanna go a shopping trip where I'm the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.

My brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

My brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.

Men says that woman should comes with instructions.. What’s the point of that?have you ever seen a man Actually read the Instructions?

Men says that woman should comes with instructions.. What's the point of that?have you ever seen a man Actually read the Instructions

I am in one of those moods where i just want to throw a book at someone’s face and be like: “I FACEBOOKED YOU”.

I am in one of those moods where i just want to throw a book at someone's face and be like: "I FACEBOOKED YOU".

When a friend and i think of something in a dirty way..

When a friend and i think of something in a dirty way..

My brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

funny minion quotes and status about me

Keep calm and laugh with friends

Keep calm and laugh with friends

There’s always that one friend who laughs at everything with you.

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There's always that one friend who laughs at everything with you.

I’m one of the people that when I ask “what’s wrong” I really do care.

I'm one of the people that when I ask "what's wrong" I really do care.

I’m never wrong.Just different levels of right.

I'm never wrong.Just different levels of right.

 I’m not clumsy. it’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way..

 I'm not clumsy. it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way..

I Don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

I Don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

We are best friends.Always remember that If you fall i will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

We are best friends.Always remember that If you fall i will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the “SELF-CONTROL” needed .

Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the "SELF-CONTROL" needed .

People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me fro having not to kill them.

People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me fro having not to kill them.

A best-friend is someone who loves you when you forgot to love yourself.

A best-friend is someone who loves you when you forgot to love yourself.

Instead of a sign that says:”Do Not Disturb” I need one that says:”Already Disturbed Proceed with Caution”.

Instead of a sign that says:"Do Not Disturb" I need one that says:"Already Disturbed Proceed with Caution".

Looking at your Best-friend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it”.

Instead of a sign that says:"Do Not Disturb" I need one that says:"Already Disturbed Proceed with Caution". Looking at your Best-friend and saying, "I'll do it if you do it".

I wish my friend’s house were connected to mine by secret tunnels.

I wish my friend's house were connected to mine by secret tunnels.

A friend will calm you down when you are angry, But a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing “Someone’s Gonna get It”

funny minion quotes and status for best friend

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg! Even though they know you’re slightly cracked!

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg! Even though they know you're slightly cracked!

If you have crazy friends you have everything

If you have crazy friends you have everything

The officer said “You Drinking?” I said, “You buying?” We just Laughed And laughed I need Bail Money.

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She’s My BESTFRIEND. of course I’m going to tell her everything you just said.

She's My BESTFRIEND. of course I'm going to tell her everything you just said.

Best Friends they know how crazy you are still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best Friends they know how crazy you are still choose to be seen with you in public.

“Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy.Hurt me,and I’ll drop those mountains on your Head”

Love minion quotes and status

In bed, it’s 6am you close eyes for 5 minutes, It’s 7:45 At work, it’s 1:30 close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.

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Best friend.. you fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off bridge, I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass.

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There’s No better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow.

There's No better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow.

We are best friends Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up.. After finish Laughing..

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If a woman is bad at parking it’s only because she is constantly lied to about 8 inches is.

If a woman is bad at parking it's only because she is constantly lied to about 8 inches is.

I always say “Morning” instead of “good Morning” Because Morning I’d still be In Bed Asleep.

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Every Time i lose some weight I find It Again in the Refrigerator.

Every Time i lose some weight I find It Again in the Refrigerator.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square.

Our phones fall, we panic. our friend fall,we laugh.

Our phones fall, we panic. our friend fall,we laugh.

I’m not lazy. I’m just on My energy saving Mode.

I'm not lazy. I'm just on My energy saving Mode.

I hope we’re friends until we die.Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

I hope we're friends until we die

Looking at your best friend and saying: I’ll do it if you do it.

funny minion quotes for best friends

Normal friend: wow you so pretty! Best friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.

Normal friend, wow you so pretty. Best friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.

Remember, If we get caught, you are deaf and i don’t speak English!

Remember, If we get caught, you are deaf and i don't speak English!

You are my best friend because you are you, you let me be me, and still.. we love each other!

 Remember, If we get caught, you are deaf and i don't speak English! You are my best friend because you are you, you let me be me, and still.. we love each other!

Me and my best friend can communicate just with facial expressions!

Me and my best friend can communicate just with facial expressions!

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill.

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill.

One day youtube, twitter and facebook will join together and be called……..

One day youtube, twitter and facebook will join together and be called........

For men who think a womans place is in the kitchen. Just remember, thats where the knives are kept.For men who think a womans place is in the kitchen. Just remember, thats where the knives are kept.

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends

I am multi-talented! I can annoy you, Irritate you and make you bang your head against wall !

I am multi-talented! I can annoy you, Irritate you and make you bang your head against wall !

I tried to act normal, ‘worst 5 minutes’ of my life.

I tried to act normal, worst 5 minutes of my life.

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